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“Floor Tank” Dragoon Goose – Beanie
“Floor Tank” Dragoon Goose – Beanie
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Yes, that’s a goose.
Yes, it’s playing Dragoon.
No, it’s not alive.
Inspired by everyone's favorite jump-happy DPS class in Final Fantasy XIV, this beanie features an extremely dramatic illustrated goose doing what Dragoons do best: aggressively face-planting into the floor. A tribute to every time you pressed Jump and saw your soul leave your body.
Soft, cozy, and extremely judgment-free. Just like your static group (hopefully).
Details for the fashion-inclined:
100% Turbo Acrylic (warm but not sweaty)
12″ length – wear it slouchy or cuffed like a pro gamer
Hypoallergenic (no itchies here)
Unisex fit – looks good on everyone, even geese
Hand washable, just like your raid gloves
Blank product sourced from Vietnam, Bangladesh, or South Korea
Embroidered design: goose, defeated. Mood: eternal.
🔥 For FFXIV players, goose lovers, and anyone who’s seen the floor more than the boss.
(I'd say limited run, like your patience in PF groups but this one's here to stay)
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, cadmium, phthalates and bisphenols level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), NiyodoesArt and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Plant a Tree with every order
For every order Niyo receives, You have the option of planting a tree and giving back to the environment as part of a Net Zero Product initiative from Tree-Nation. It has been an ongoing fight against global warming and our world needs your help.
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